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The Nikki Complaints Box · Wing VII · Open Always · Read Never

complaints

you have a grievance. of course you do. please use the form below. it will be processed with the dignity of a state funeral and the efficiency of one too.

An ornate antique brass mail slot mounted in a black marble wall, a thin gold thread hanging beside it.
Pl. viithe complaints slot, photographed at dawn. it has been opened by the curator zero times. the thread is doing fine.
severity

Estimated response time: ∞

every complaint is sacred. every complaint is also, regrettably, mute.
— The Ombudsman, in absentia

A Note on Process

complaints are reviewed quarterly by a committee of zero (0) people in a room that does not exist. minutes are not kept. snacks are not provided. you will not be contacted.

every grievance is filed. every grievance is filed in the same drawer. the drawer is, by now, deeply sentimental.
— The Suggestion Box, last opened 2019
i had a complaint. i filed it here. i feel, somehow, much better.
— A Former Customer (none)

See also

Categories ▸Suggestion boxes, sealedBrass mail slotsForms that submit to nowhereDiscussion pages, undiscussedThe Atlantic OceanCustomer service, theoretical